THE INTERNET’S SMALLEST PROBLEM
TINY CAT.BIG PROBLEMS.
a personal diary of terrible decisions. scroll at your own risk.
✳ THIS IS NOT A DRILL NEW BAD DECISIONS LOADING ✳ NO REFUNDS ON EMOTIONAL DAMAGE TINY CAT. BIG PROBLEMS. ✳ THIS IS NOT A DRILL NEW BAD DECISIONS LOADING ✳ NO REFUNDS ON EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
latest / one very public update
a statement nobody asked for.
CURRENT STATUS / DOORBELL PRESSEDSPEECH READY.
SPEECH READY.
DOOR CLOSED.
i practiced this for hours. the peephole has now seen more of me than she has.
STILL OUTSIDE LATEST UPDATE / NO ANSWER
HOURS IN THE MIRROR FOR NOTHING.
roses: secured. speech: memorised. actual conversation: currently unavailable.
OPEN THE EVIDENCE“romance is mostly standing somewhere with flowers and pretending this was the plan.”— tommie, probably
the episodes / swipe through the evidence
the full story, one questionable decision at a time.
DRAG / SWIPE
currently / the situation right now
updated whenever i remember.
TOMMIE STATUS REPORT / UNVERIFIEDTHINGS ARE
THINGS ARE
GOING ON.
not another episode. just a quick overview of the damage.
BETWEEN OPPORTUNITIES.
it was a mutual decision. mostly theirs.
REPLY PENDING.
flowers delivered. dignity currently missing.
THE PRINTER STARTED IT.
i will not be taking follow-up questions.
LOOK RICH ONLINE.
step two remains under development.
MOOD: 4/10SCREEN TIME: CLASSIFIEDLAST GOOD IDEA: PENDINGLEGAL COMMENT: NO
my phone / password on a sticky note.
unlock → home → photos or notes.
TOMMIE’S PERSONAL DEVICE / FOUND UNATTENDEDMY PHONE.
MY PHONE.
NOT YOUR BUSINESS.
the code still works. unlock it, open Photos, scroll the real camera roll or read Notes.
yes, i know the password is literally stuck next to the phone.
DON’T FORGET!!0209— me
9:41
tuesday, probably
9:41
enter passcode
meet tommie / an unfortunately honest interview
he insisted on answering these himself.
LARGE PERSONALITY.
THE MAN / THE MYTH / THE UNPAID INTERNHI. I'M
HI. I'M
TOMMIE.
a tiny fictional tabby kitten with a giant attitude, a very public camera roll, and no intention of learning from his mistakes. yes, i'm an ai character. no, that does not excuse my behaviour.
what do you do for a living?
currently between opportunities. it was a mutual decision. mostly theirs.
WASTED.
WASTEDTOMMIE / PRIVATE DEVELOPMENTSOMETHING
nothing is for sale yet.
SOMETHING
IS COMING.
the wasted. collection is under construction.
clothing, small collectibles and things that probably should not exist are being worked on quietly.
nothing is for sale yet.
THE UNIFORMCLASSIFIEDUNDER CONSTRUCTIONNO RELEASE DATE
check the phone for leaks work with tommie / brand collaborations
small cat. surprisingly large inbox.
PARTNERSHIPS / CREATIVE PROJECTSGOT AN IDEA?
GOT AN IDEA?
MAKE IT WEIRD.
tommie can show up in a custom episode, an original photo series, a campaign concept or a product collaboration.
have something else in mind?
tell us your idea — the tommie universe has room for it.
and strange ideas.
CUSTOM EPISODES
your brand in an original Tommie storyline, photo carousel or short-form concept.
CAMPAIGNS & CHARACTERS
licensed character artwork, social-first creative and co-created content.
MERCH & COLLECTIBLES
explore a co-branded drop, print, sticker series or small collectible.
YOUR STRANGE IDEA.
send a pitch. we can talk about what fits the universe and what’s actually possible.